As the end of another holiday draws near, I’d like to take a moment to list all the things I’m thankful for. I’m thankful that no matter how dark things get, old friendships can still be rekindled. And thankful for new relationships that help us realize how far we’ve come from who we were and how close we get when we can really be ourselves. I’m thankful to know that no matter what they say, you can go home again, whether it’s your home or not. But the thing I’m most thankful for - how even on the most giving of days, people can still do something unforgivable.

Gossip Girl, 2x11 The Magnificent Archibalds

As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next sixteen hours, the only thing I’m dishing is seconds. When the cat’s away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents.

Gossip Girl, 1x09 Blair Waldorf Must Pie!

LILY: [about a passed out Serena] Too much turkey?
BLAIR: Uh-huh.

Gossip Girl, 1x09 Blair Waldorf Must Pie!

chuck, 2x07 "chuck vs. the fat lady"

BIG MIKE: Did I just hear you say you had no Thanksgiving plans? That’s terrible, damn terrible. I’m amazed to find so many staff members without proper plans for Thanksgiving - like these two poor creatures. [points at Jeff and Lester]
MORGAN: Sir, are you inviting us to dinner?
BIG MIKE: No. God, no. I need you lonely bastards to stand guard here at the store on Thanksgiving.

Chuck, 2x08 Chuck vs. the Gravitron

SETH: Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is often? I dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the table. Please don’t deny me that!
RYAN: That’s just weird.

The O.C., 1x11 The Homecoming