SERENA: Hold on. How serious were they, our parents?
DAN: Uh, I think it’s safe to say they have had sex.
SERENA: Oh, oh no. No. I’m going to faint.
JENNY: To repeat, we’re not related.
DAN: She was a groupie and he was almost famous.
BLAIR: Suddenly my family seems so sane.
Gossip Girl, 1x09 Blair Waldorf Must Pie!