SETH: I’m sorry, man. You were right. I shouldn’t have brought Donnie to that party.
RYAN: It’s my fault. If it wasn’t for me, you never would have met him. Luke wouldn’t be in the hospital. I feel like ever since I got here, everybody’s lives have just gotten worse.
SETH: Not everyone.
RYAN: All I was thinking about in that ambulance was: I’m so gone - back to Chino, or worse.
SETH: Well, you’re not going anywhere, so don’t worry about it. I do think that from now on, though, we’ve got to stick together because united we’re unstoppable, but divided it’s—
RYAN: People get shot.
SETH: That’s what I’m saying.

The O.C., 1.05 The Outsider

RYAN: I’m not too popular around here. And your boyfriend - a little bit angry.
MARISSA: You’re telling me you didn’t try to hit him back?
RYAN: Actually, I hit him first.
MARISSA: Wow. Hard to believe you’re not more popular.

The O.C., 1x02 The Model Home

The O.C., 1x01 The Pilot

SUMMER: I think it’ll be fun.
MARISSA: You do?
SUMMER: [sarcastically] I mean, what could be more fun than joining you guys for Couples Fest 2004? You and Ryan, Oliver and Natalie, Anna and What’s-His-Face Cohen, me and Luke. God, it should be all time.
MARISSA: It won’t be like that. It’ll give us all a chance to get out of town, hang out. It will be fun!
SUMMER: What’s more fun than watching some nerdy neurotic bat his eyelashes at his droopy pixie chick?
MARISSA: So, clearly you’re okay with being just friends with Seth.
SUMMER: Uh-huh. Clearly.
MARISSA: I was being sarcastic.
SUMMER: So was I, which we never were before Cohen showed up and taught us all irony. Jackass.

The O.C., 1x16 The Links